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if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon

if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon phrase: synonym of if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle.

Phrase

if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon

  1. Synonym of if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle.
    • "It has transwarp drive," Sulu said matter-of-factly. "Aye," Scott said, "and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon."1984, Vonda N. McIntyre, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, page 108
    • Then again, as my father used to say, if my grandmother had wheels , she'd be a wagon.2004, Jonny Bowden, Living the Low Carb Life: From Atkins to the Zone, page 165
    Synonyms:
    if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle

Synonyms of if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon

  • if my aunt had balls
  • she'd be my uncle

Questions about if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon

What does if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon mean?
If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon means synonym of if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle.
What part of speech is if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon?
If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon is a phrase.

Words near if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon in the dictionary

  1. if moneys
  2. if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle
  3. if my grandmother had balls, she'd be my granddad
  4. if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bike
  5. if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a streetcar
  6. if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon
  7. if my sister had balls, she'd be my brother
  8. if my uncle had a fanny, he'd be my aunt
  9. if my uncle had tits, he'd be my aunt
  10. if need be
  11. if needs be

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