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not hit a cow's arse with a banjo

not hit a cow's arse with a banjo verb: to have poor aim, or to miss even an easy opportunity, particularly in sports.

Verb

not hit a cow's arse with a banjo

  1. (idiomatic, slang, vulgar) To have poor aim, or to miss even an easy opportunity, particularly in sports.

Synonyms of not hit a cow's arse with a banjo

Questions about not hit a cow's arse with a banjo

What does not hit a cow's arse with a banjo mean?
Not hit a cow's arse with a banjo means to have poor aim, or to miss even an easy opportunity, particularly in sports.
What part of speech is not hit a cow's arse with a banjo?
Not hit a cow's arse with a banjo is a verb.

Words near not hit a cow's arse with a banjo in the dictionary

  1. not have the faintest
  2. not have the faintest idea
  3. not have the first idea
  4. not here for a haircut
  5. not here to fuck spiders
  6. not hit a cow's arse with a banjo
  7. not if I see you first
  8. not if, but when
  9. not in a million
  10. not in a million years
  11. not in Kansas any more

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