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wife's best friend

wife's best friend noun: the penis.

Noun

wife's best friend

  1. (slang) The penis.
    • Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy, or your cock.1983, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, et al., Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, 01:01:39-01:01:43

Questions about wife's best friend

What does wife's best friend mean?
Wife's best friend means the penis.
What part of speech is wife's best friend?
Wife's best friend is a noun.

Words near wife's best friend in the dictionary

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