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any hole's a goal

any hole's a goal proverb: any receptive sex partner (or orifice) is acceptable.

Proverb

any hole's a goal

  1. (UK, vulgar) Any receptive sex partner (or orifice) is acceptable.
    • See, I don't really like screwing men, although any hole's a goal and all that, but women are soft and smooth and weak and small. They're easy to grab, easy to control.2015, J.S. Law, The Dark Beneath, →ISBN, page 19
    • “Probably because you were only thinking about one thing.” She smothered her own thoughts and feelings as she took on the necessary role. “That's what men are like, right? Any hole's a goal?”2018, Emma Newman, A Split Worlds Omnibus: Between Two Thorns, Any Other Name, and All Is Fair, page 94

Forms of any hole's a goal

alternative formif there's a hole, there's a goal
alternative formif there is a hole, there is a goal

Origin of any hole's a goal

Chosen for the rhyme.

Questions about any hole's a goal

What does any hole's a goal mean?
Any hole's a goal means any receptive sex partner (or orifice) is acceptable.
What part of speech is any hole's a goal?
Any hole's a goal is a proverb.

Words near any hole's a goal in the dictionary

  1. any day of the week and twice on Sundays
  2. any exposure is good exposure
  3. any fule kno
  4. any given Sunday
  5. any good
  6. any hole's a goal
  7. any longer
  8. any minute now
  9. any moment now
  10. any more
  11. any more for any more

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