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if there is a hole, there is a goal

if there is a hole, there is a goal is the alternative form of any hole's a goal.

Meaning of any hole's a goal

Proverb

any hole's a goal

  1. (UK, vulgar) Any receptive sex partner (or orifice) is acceptable.
    • See, I don't really like screwing men, although any hole's a goal and all that, but women are soft and smooth and weak and small. They're easy to grab, easy to control.2015, J.S. Law, The Dark Beneath, →ISBN, page 19

Questions about if there is a hole, there is a goal

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If there is a hole, there is a goal is the alternative form of any hole's a goal.

Words near if there is a hole, there is a goal in the dictionary

  1. if the mountain won't come to Muhammad, then Muhammad must go to the mountain
  2. if the shoe fits
  3. if the shoe fits, wear it
  4. if there ever was one
  5. if there ever were one
  6. if there is a hole, there is a goal
  7. if there's a hole, there's a goal
  8. if there's grass on the field, play ball
  9. if there's grass on the pitch, play ball
  10. if there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket
  11. if these walls could talk

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