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as much use as a chocolate fireguard

as much use as a chocolate fireguard phrase: useless; pointless.

Phrase

as much use as a chocolate fireguard

  1. (humorous, simile) Useless; pointless.

Synonyms of as much use as a chocolate fireguard

Origin of as much use as a chocolate fireguard

Since a chocolate fireguard would melt immediately.

Questions about as much use as a chocolate fireguard

What does as much use as a chocolate fireguard mean?
As much use as a chocolate fireguard means useless; pointless.
What part of speech is as much use as a chocolate fireguard?
As much use as a chocolate fireguard is a phrase.

Words near as much use as a chocolate fireguard in the dictionary

  1. as much
  2. as much again
  3. as much as
  4. as much as possible
  5. as much sinning as sinned against
  6. as much use as a chocolate fireguard
  7. as much use as a chocolate teapot
  8. as near as makes no difference
  9. as near as matters
  10. as nervous as a witch
  11. as of

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