assquakes

Noun

assquake (plural assquakes)

1. (vulgar) Explosive diarrhea, or any extreme or disgusting bowel movement.
   • "I adore beans but they give me such an assquake."2020 January 15, Eddy Keymolen, Amerikanische Umgangssprache und Slang, 1st edition, Lulu Press, →ISBN, page 37
2. (vulgar) An extreme instance of shaking one's ass.
   • Drop it to the floor, make that ass shake
     Whoa, make the ground move, that's an assquake
     Built a house up on that ass, that's an ass-state
     Roll my weed on it, that's an ass-tray2012, “Mercy”, in Cruel Summer, performed by Kanye West and Big Sean
3. (rare, vulgar) A jerk, asshole; a quakebuttock.
   • Knowing who you are, helps you also know why you feel like an assquake every time you go out to party, or why you always find yourself in trouble with your wife, parents, the law etc.2018, Mpho Digashu, Finding Me Now, Club Readership, →ISBN, page 12