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badly packed kebab

badly packed kebab noun: the vulva, especially one with wrinkly, protruding labia.

Noun

badly packed kebab (plural badly packed kebabs)

  1. (UK, slang, vulgar) The vulva, especially one with wrinkly, protruding labia.
    • > What was the url for that webpage you found, with the naked woman called
      > Tinkerbell? She was big!
      >
      >
      LOL, she had a badly packed kebab too. I can't find it, she was on blueyonder though if anyone wants to google for it.2005 August 28, PMD [username], “Re: Has anybody seen”, in alt.talk.bollocks (Usenet)
    • Babs? Urgh no! Mebee^([sic]) 25 years ago, but she'd have a 'badly packed kebab' by now!2006 January 12, bobby [username], “Re: Can I just make a public service announcement here”, in alt.sports.soccer.sunderland (Usenet)

Forms of badly packed kebab

pluralbadly packed kebabs

Origin of badly packed kebab

From a likening of the appearance of the external female genitalia to that of a messy doner kebab (with the pita representing the labia majora and the meat representing the labia minora).

Questions about badly packed kebab

What does badly packed kebab mean?
Badly packed kebab means the vulva, especially one with wrinkly, protruding labia.
What part of speech is badly packed kebab?
Badly packed kebab is a noun.
What is the plural of badly packed kebab?
The plural of badly packed kebab is badly packed kebabs.

Words near badly packed kebab in the dictionary

  1. Badleys
  2. badling
  3. badlings
  4. badly
  5. badly off
  6. badly packed kebab
  7. badly packed kebabs
  8. badly-off
  9. badmaash
  10. badmaashes
  11. badman

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