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because you touch yourself at night

because you touch yourself at night phrase: used to deflect a request for a reason.

Phrase

because you touch yourself at night

  1. (humorous, vulgar) Used to deflect a request for a reason.
    • Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
      Museum Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.2000, Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman, Family Guy (TV series), "Wasted Talent"
    • >I'm sure I will sound like a giant newbie(because I am), but why does Fox
      >hate futurama so much?
      Because you touch yourself at night.2003 Mar. 1, Rev Bleech_, "Fox" in alt.tv.futurama

Questions about because you touch yourself at night

What does because you touch yourself at night mean?
Because you touch yourself at night means used to deflect a request for a reason.
What part of speech is because you touch yourself at night?
Because you touch yourself at night is a phrase.

Words near because you touch yourself at night in the dictionary

  1. because
  2. because is why
  3. because of
  4. because one can
  5. because reasons
  6. because you touch yourself at night
  7. becauseness
  8. Becca
  9. beccafico
  10. beccaficoes
  11. beccaficos

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