breastaurant

Noun

breastaurant (plural breastaurants)

1. (informal) A restaurant featuring scantily clad female waitstaff.
   • Two things attracted Andrew Rodgers and his bachelor-party buddies to Hooters of Virginia, Inc., Roanoke's first and only “breastaurant.”1993 October 6, “Cheap Thrills”, in The Roanoke Times
   • And feminists aren't the only ones complaining about the Island's inaugural “breastaurant”: Concerned parents whose broods play in the park across the street wonder how to shield them from the chain's double-entendre name, which is about as sophisticated as those looseleaf notes you furtively...1995 June 4, Denise Flaim, “Is Hooters Too Hot for the Island?”, in Newsday
2. (humorous, informal) A lactating woman or her breasts, viewed as a source of nutrition for a child.
   • Helen calls her chest the “breastaurant.” By the time Lili was three months old, Helen says, breastfeeding — oh, excuse me, eating at the breastaurant — became a piece of cake.1998, Janet Tamoro, So That's What They're For!: Breastfeeding Basics, Adams Media, →ISBN, page 193
   • No small wonder, since your little one uses your breasts as everything from food supply to a source of comfort. Although time is the best healer, there are some things you can do until your body gets used to being a “breastaurant”: […]1999, Pregnancy Fitness, Three Rivers Press, →ISBN, page 157