buff the muffin
buff the muffin verb: of a woman, to masturbate.
Verb
buff the muffin (third-person singular simple present buffs the muffin, present participle buffing the muffin, simple past and past participle buffed the muffin)
- Of a woman, to masturbate.
- Dear Peter, I need your stuffin'
Your bod, your rod, and handcuffin'
While I wait for your ans-
wer, I'll take off my pants,
And start in on buffin' the muffin!1999, Ericka, in alt.jokes.limericks http://groups.google.com/group/alt.jokes.limericks/msg/6a31a3b704183489?dmode=source - "Dear Miss Manners, myself and my three girlfriends are playing buff the muffin this weekend and we'd like to know who's supposed to peel and slice the cucumbers for salad afterwards?"2003, Paul Austin, in alt.peeves http://groups.google.com/group/alt.peeves/msg/37b92cd0a72eaed4?dmode=source
- Dear Peter, I need your stuffin'
Forms of buff the muffin
| third-person singular present | buffs the muffin |
|---|---|
| present participle | buffing the muffin |
| past participle | buffed the muffin |
| past | buffed the muffin |
Origin of buff the muffin
From buff (“to rub”) + the + muffin (“vagina”), chosen for the rhyme in the participle ("buffin' the muffin").
Questions about buff the muffin
- What does buff the muffin mean?
- Buff the muffin means of a woman, to masturbate.
- What part of speech is buff the muffin?
- Buff the muffin is a verb.
- What is the past tense of buff the muffin?
- The past tense of buff the muffin is buffed the muffin.
Words near buff the muffin in the dictionary
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