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calm your tits

calm your tits interjection: calm down! (Used to tell someone to relax when they are agitated, angry, overexcited, etc.).

Interjection

  1. (derogatory, slang, vulgar) Calm down! (Used to tell someone to relax when they are agitated, angry, overexcited, etc.)
    • Jesus H. Christ dude, calm your tits! Don't get so damn worked up; we'll sort it out.
    • The act of pareidolia is such that the culmination of completely arbitrary events leads to the jackrabbit assumption that we might as well call it a day and close shop. Without any hard evidence, we wave the white flag. And yes, an earthquake counts as an arbitrary event. Calm your tits.2011 April 11, Doc Watson, “Game Over, Man!: Has Doom & Gloom Come All Too Soon?”, in Salient, volume 74, number 7, Victoria University of Wellington, page 31
    Synonyms:
    calm down, cool it, chill

Examples of calm your tits in a sentence

  • Cole on R&B singer Miguel's single "All I Want is You" (calm your tits, hip-hop junkies); however, I can say that I am more than pleased this season (considering the NBA lockout disappointment).2011, Victoria Smith, "From Sidelines to Varsity", The Union Weekly (California State University, Long Beach), Volume 69, Issue 7,10...
  • I can hear you cringing at this choice, but calm your tits and watch the music video.2013, Julie Kosin, “An Eye For An Icon”, in The Miscreant, number 35, page 15:

Synonyms of calm your tits

Forms of calm your tits

alternative formcalm your titties

Questions about calm your tits

What does calm your tits mean?
Calm your tits means calm down! (Used to tell someone to relax when they are agitated, angry, overexcited, etc.).
How do you use calm your tits in a sentence?
Cole on R&B singer Miguel's single "All I Want is You" (calm your tits, hip-hop junkies); however, I can say that I am more than pleased this season (considering the NBA lockout disappointment).
What part of speech is calm your tits?
Calm your tits is an interjection.

Words near calm your tits in the dictionary

  1. calm down
  2. calm the farm
  3. calm wind
  4. calm winds
  5. calm your farm
  6. calm your tits
  7. calm your titties
  8. Calma
  9. calmability
  10. calmable
  11. calmant

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