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can I speak to the manager haircut

can I speak to the manager haircut noun: a hairstyle associated with entitled middle-aged white women, typically a layered, asymmetrical bob with blond highlights.

Noun

can I speak to the manager haircut (plural can I speak to the manager haircuts)

  1. (derogatory, slang) A hairstyle associated with entitled middle-aged white women, typically a layered, asymmetrical bob with blond highlights.
    • But after a banshee of a woman with a 'can I speak to your manager' haircut howled at us (apparently this was "singing", though we're still yet to confirm it) for an hour we decided it was best to seek the comforts of the motel, its panoramic views of the roundabout and reruns of Midsomer Murders.2016, Lachlan Sharp, "Lake Placid", The Reef (Beaumaris Yacht Club), Volume 7, Issue 2, Summer/Autumn 2016, page 16
    • In the first ten seconds of an educational video, Pam, with her double-denim and 'can I speak to the manager' haircut, says ominously: […]2017, Erin Christie, "Nobody Told Me", Grapeshot (Macquarrie University), Volume 9, Issue 7 (2017), page 29

Synonyms of can I speak to the manager haircut

Forms of can I speak to the manager haircut

pluralcan I speak to the manager haircuts

Origin of can I speak to the manager haircut

From a meme in 2014 pairing a photo of a white woman with an asymmetrical blond bob with the text "The 'Can I Speak To A Manager' Haircut".

Questions about can I speak to the manager haircut

What does can I speak to the manager haircut mean?
Can I speak to the manager haircut means a hairstyle associated with entitled middle-aged white women, typically a layered, asymmetrical bob with blond highlights.
What part of speech is can I speak to the manager haircut?
Can I speak to the manager haircut is a noun.
What is the plural of can I speak to the manager haircut?
The plural of can I speak to the manager haircut is can I speak to the manager haircuts.

Words near can I speak to the manager haircut in the dictionary

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  6. can I speak to the manager haircut
  7. can I speak to the manager haircuts
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