cock holster

Noun

cock holster (plural cock holsters)

1. (slang, vulgar) Anything that serves as a receptacle for a man's penis during sex.
   • The only thing Hillary's mouth is good for is a cock holster2017 May 28, Xtrchessreal, “How to get Trump to read”, in alt.guitar.amps (Usenet)
   • The only thing your anus is good for is a cock holster for Trump!2017 July 23, benj, “trump-fires-off-volley-of-angry-tweets-on-russia-probe”, in rec.music.beatles (Usenet)
2. (broadly, derogatory, slang, vulgar) The mouth.
   • I really did feel sorry for the guy because all he wanted to do was hang out, get drunk and play some golf, but my sister couldn't quit flappin' her cock holster for ONE weekend.2009, Shea White, Ron White, The History of My Vagina and Other Sordid Tales, →ISBN
   • His name is Malloy but you ladies can call him the worst goddamn day of the rest of your short and pathetic life, from now on the first word out of your cock holster will be sir, the last word will be sir, and so forth.2015, Malcolm Brooks, Painted Horses, →ISBN
3. (derogatory, slang, vulgar) A despised person, especially one that is weak or effeminate.
   • Come on, whore, you fuckin' cock holster.2014, Jesse James, Giggling In Fairmont, →ISBN
   • Ashley was her friend, by gods, and that cock holster Smith wasn't going to hurt him.2016, Jason Brant, Asher's War, page 245