cockwaffle
Syllables: cock·waf·fle/ˈkɒkˌwɑː.fəl/US/ˈkɔkˌwɑ.fəl/
cockwaffle noun: an obnoxious or contemptible person.
Noun
cockwaffle (plural cockwaffles)
- An obnoxious or contemptible person.
- Steve Jobs is a cockwaffle in a turtleneck.2010, The Oatmeal, 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), unnumbered page
- “Ignore the cockwaffle, please."2017, Matthew Cody, Kiersten White, E. C. Myers, ReMade: The Complete Season 1, unnumbered page
- Synonyms:
- cuntwaffle, douchewaffle, fuckwaffle, twatwaffle
Interjection
- An expression of shock, frustration, worry, etc.
- "Cockwaffle!" she shouted as her hand went to her face. The cut wasn't deep, but if she hadn't moved, she would have become the punch line of a Homestar Runner joke.2014, Michael R. Underwood, Attack the Geek, unnumbered page
- Cockwaffle. Of all the amazing charities I could have said, why the fuck did I make one up. About squirrels.2015, Kirsty Greenwood, The Vintage Guide to Love and Romance, page 297
Synonyms of cockwaffle
Forms of cockwaffle
| plural | cockwaffles |
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Origin of cockwaffle
Shitgibbon compound of cock + waffle.
Questions about cockwaffle
- What does cockwaffle mean?
- Cockwaffle means an obnoxious or contemptible person.
- What part of speech is cockwaffle?
- Cockwaffle can be a noun or an interjection.
- How do you pronounce cockwaffle?
- Cockwaffle is pronounced /ˈkɒkˌwɑː.fəl/ (UK).
- What is the plural of cockwaffle?
- The plural of cockwaffle is cockwaffles.
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