crap all

Noun

crap all (uncountable)

1. (Commonwealth, Ireland, UK, mildly, slang, vulgar) Synonym of shit all.
   • They think, ‘Oh we’re so cool, we don’t study’. Let me ask something. In the end what’s going to be more important at university or TAFE? - the person who did well, but maybe weren’t so ‘popular’ or the person who was ‘popular’ but did crap all at school?2005, Wayne Martino, Maria Pallotta-Chiarolli, quoting a student, “Boys Harassing Girls in Schools: […]”, in Being Normal Is the Only Way to Be: Adolescent Perspectives on Gender and School, Sydney...
   • Jeez, this place is seriously depressing. Everyone sits around doing crap all. Picking one’s toes is about as exciting as it gets.2009, Bubbles [pseudonym; Mark Hanks], “[1983] Sunday 30 January”, in My Secret Diary: From Swaziland to Neverland, London: John Blake, →ISBN, page 11

   Synonyms:

   shit all