crumpets

Noun

crumpet (countable and uncountable, plural crumpets)

1. A type of savoury cake, typically flat and round, made from batter and yeast, containing many small holes and served toasted, usually with butter.
   • T-Saint: I say we kill 'em!
     Donner: I say we hump 'em.
     Booga: I say we eat crumpets and tea.
     Deetee: Tasty! Crumpets and tea. All in favor of crumpets and tea, say "I."
     All: I!
     T-Saint: Shut up! Ain't gonna be no crumpets and tea.1995, Tedi Sarafian, Tank Girl, spoken by T-Saint, Deetee & Booger (respectively) (Ice-T, Jeff Kober, and Reg E. Cathey)
2. (UK, dated, slang) A sexually attractive person or, collectively, people; usually referring to women.
   • Joan Bakewell was famously described as "the thinking man's crumpet".

   Synonyms:

   beautiful person

3. (Australia, UK, slang) The head.
   • He bad been worried off his crumpet all day, making arrangements on her behalf.1900 October 27, The Warwick Argus, Qld, page 4, column 5