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cuff the carrot

cuff the carrot verb: to masturbate by stroking one's penis.

Verb

cuff the carrot (third-person singular simple present cuffs the carrot, present participle cuffing the carrot, simple past and past participle cuffed the carrot)

  1. (slang, vulgar) To masturbate by stroking one's penis.
    • Flicking the bean, jerkin' the gherkin, polishing the peanut, cuffing the carrot. What a fine list of foods we have for tonight! Eat, wank, sleep, repeat.2024, Esmé Louise James, Kinky History, Penguin, →ISBN, page 49
    • I did have a case one time, my client, really nice guy, nicest guy you'd ever want to meet. Sitting on his steps right in front of his front door, completely naked, manipulating his genitals, cuffing the carrot, boxing the clown, jerking the gherkin.2025 November 24, CLR Bruce Rivers, 10:23 from the start, in Criminal Lawyer Reacts to DoorDash Girl

Forms of cuff the carrot

third-person singular presentcuffs the carrot
present participlecuffing the carrot
past participlecuffed the carrot
pastcuffed the carrot

Questions about cuff the carrot

What does cuff the carrot mean?
Cuff the carrot means to masturbate by stroking one's penis.
What part of speech is cuff the carrot?
Cuff the carrot is a verb.
What is the past tense of cuff the carrot?
The past tense of cuff the carrot is cuffed the carrot.

Words near cuff the carrot in the dictionary

  1. cuff
  2. cuff link
  3. cuff links
  4. cuff on the ear
  5. cuff out
  6. cuff the carrot
  7. cuff up
  8. cuff-link
  9. cuff-links
  10. cuffable
  11. cuffband

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