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cumwad

cumwad noun: an amount of semen, especially the amount produced by a man in one ejaculation.

Noun

cumwad (plural cumwads)

  1. (slang, vulgar) An amount of semen, especially the amount produced by a man in one ejaculation.
    • Another, smaller cum wad shot into my mouth. I sucked the last drop from his handsome cock, and licked his cockhead clean.1987, First Hand, Teaneck, N.J.: FirstHand, →ISSN, →OCLC, page 42
    • Don't forget a mistress, or a massage parlor. You're not going there, are you? Besides, do those temporary fixes ever decrease your true desires? As soon as you've blown your cum wad, some where you shouldn't have, how many seconds could you count, before you're thinking about your wife, sick to...2010, Stephoonus Galatoboureko, The Creeping Hand Book, Men, Bloomington, Ind.: Xlibris, →ISBN, page 36
  2. (derogatory, slang, vulgar) A stupid or useless person; dickhead, shithead.
    • "The little cumwad," Zone muttered.1998 February, Brian [Charles] Daley, Smoke on the Water: Book One of GammaLAW, New York, N.Y.: Del Rey Books, →ISBN, page 8
    • RICK Hey cum wad how bout you stop staring at my assistant and get some work done around here. / BJ This is the break room dickhead, i'm taking a break.2012, Amara Thompson with Addis Daniel, No News is Bad News, Bloomington, Ind.: AuthorHouse, →ISBN, page 10

Examples of cumwad in a sentence

  • He had never tasted cum before, and this was such a surprise that his mouth was half-open, so most of the cumwad went straight onto his tongue.2014, Curtis Kingsmith, Brutewood Long-term Confinement: Maximum Security, [s.l.]: Eroticatorium, →ISBN, pages 266–267:
  • The cumwad is probably going to die anyway, drowning in his own blood.2015, Linda Nagata, The Trials, New York, N.Y.: Saga Press, →ISBN, page 295:

Synonyms of cumwad

Forms of cumwad

pluralcumwads

Origin of cumwad

From cum + -wad.

Questions about cumwad

What does cumwad mean?
Cumwad means an amount of semen, especially the amount produced by a man in one ejaculation.
How do you use cumwad in a sentence?
He had never tasted cum before, and this was such a surprise that his mouth was half-open, so most of the cumwad went straight onto his tongue.
What part of speech is cumwad?
Cumwad is a noun.
What is the plural of cumwad?
The plural of cumwad is cumwads.

Words near cumwad in the dictionary

  1. cumulostrati
  2. cumulostratus
  3. cumulous
  4. cumulus
  5. cumulus oophorus
  6. cumwad
  7. cumwads
  8. Cumwhinton
  9. Cumwhitton
  10. cumwhore
  11. cumwhores

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