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dildon't

dildon't noun: a poor-quality dildo.

Noun

dildon't (plural dildon'ts)

  1. (humorous, informal) A poor-quality dildo.
    • Call me old fashioned, but the cyberdong virtual dildo just didn't do it for me. […] PS= Does that make the cyberdong a dildon't? ... okay I apologize <g>2007 May 12, FastWolf, “Re: Re: i like paris hilton (off topic, am i ever on topic?)”, in alt.drugs.hard (Usenet), message-ID <ft2d43t7k9injhqvlhfssg5c8n89eejim3@4ax.com>
    • She can't. The big strap-on dildo she's wearing for the day will get in the way!
      And when its batteries run out, it becomes a dildon't!2010 August 31, Nemo, “Re: Women's Equality Day”, in alt.humor.puns (Usenet), message-ID <uHZeo.2695$w13.2148@newsfe08.ams2>

Forms of dildon't

pluraldildon'ts

Origin of dildon't

Blend of dildo + don't.

Questions about dildon't

What does dildon't mean?
Dildon't means a poor-quality dildo.
What part of speech is dildon't?
Dildon't is a noun.
What is the plural of dildon't?
The plural of dildon't is dildon'ts.

Words near dildon't in the dictionary

  1. dildoed
  2. dildoes
  3. dildoing
  4. dildoless
  5. dildolike
  6. dildon't
  7. dildon'ts
  8. dildonics
  9. dildos
  10. dilead
  11. Dilectae

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