dog-egg

Noun

dog egg (plural dog eggs)

1. (UK, humorous, slang, vulgar) A lump of dog faeces.
   • For the first time a musical collector ‘dog’s egg’ created in the opulent Faberge tradition, capturing magnificently the magic of a fouled footpath.1997 October–November, “The Legendary Faberge Musical Dog’s Egg”, in Viz, number 86, page 2

   Synonyms:

   barker's egg

2. (UK, derogatory, humorous, slang, vulgar) A worthless or contemptible thing or person.
   • The fact is Electronic Arts is slowly but surely swallowing up every game, every developer, every THING. It's spitting out anything that resembles originality and crapping out a conveyor belt of similar looking, similar smelling gaming dog-eggs.2005 April, “Review: TimeSplitters: Future Perfect”, in Nintendo Official Magazine, number 152, page 66