fap

Adjective

fap (not comparable)

1. (obsolete) Drunk.
   • BARDOLPH: Why, sir, for my part, I say the gentleman had drunk himself out of his five sentences. / EVANS: It is his 'five senses'; fie, what the ignorance is! / BARDOLPH: And being fap, sir, was, as they say, cashier'd; and so conclusions passed the careires.c. 1597 (date written), William Shakespeare, “The Merry Wiues of Windsor”, in Mr. William Shakespeares Comedies, Histories, & Tragedies […] (First Folio), London: […] Isaac Iaggard, and Ed[ward]...

   Synonyms:

   drunk

Interjection

1. (Internet, informal, vulgar) Indicates that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating, or inspired to by sexual arousal.
   • I was watching some porn – fap fap fap – when my computer crashed, again!
   • She's single?... *fap fap fap*

Verb

fap (third-person singular simple present faps, present participle fapping, simple past and past participle fapped)

1. (slang, vulgar) To masturbate.
   • For what reason – other than a knowing sadistic streak – would they have named something millions of teenage girls were fapping themselves senseless with ‘Mum’?2014, Caitlin Moran, How to Build a Girl, Ebury, published 2015, page 39

   Synonyms:

   masturbate

Noun (1)

fap (plural faps)

1. (countable, slang) A session of masturbation.
   • I was horny, so I had a quick fap in the public restroom.
2. (informal, vulgar) Pornography.

Noun (2) capitalized: FAP

IPA/ɛf eɪ piː/

FAP (countable and uncountable, plural FAPs)

1. (abbreviation, initialism, uncountable) Initialism of familial adenomatous polyposis.
2. (abbreviation, countable, initialism) Initialism of fixed action pattern.