foof

Noun (1)

foof (plural foofs)

1. An audible puff of wind.
   • "Hawley Smoot," he said, striking the door with his wand, and with a smoky 'foof' the door disappeared[.]1969, Beard & Kennedy, Bored of the Rings, page 85
2. (UK, slang) The vulva or vagina.
   • ‘You may have a ring on your hand but I'm of the opinion there's no chastity belt on your foof,’ he whispered.2013, Karenne Griffin, New Voices in the Valley, page 299
   • I am proud of my foof. A vagina is empowering.2017 November 19, John Crace, The Guardian
3. (slang) An exasperating person.
   • He's an old foof.1966, Abe Burrows, Cactus Flower, page 93
   • This press box is full of foofs.1994, Martin O'Malley, Sean O'Malley, Game day: the Blue Jays at SkyDome, page 162
4. (slang) An eccentric, foolish, or senile person, usually an old man; a coot, codger, or dotard.
   • I said I didn't know but thought 1950 Los Angeles Rams might have been better. He agreed I didn't know. He said I was an old foof and I said Oh Yeah! or something snappy like that.1982, Bob Carroll, The Coffin Corner, volume 4, number 2
   • If you think of it as the show that switched American musical theatre permanently out of sweet music and Sig Romberg, where it belonged, you're an old foof. If you think of it as a stage dinosaur from when people worried about who sang a song best rather than whose song it was, you're a young...1990 June 17, John Flautz, “'Oklahoma!' Rousing at Shawnee”, in The Morning Call

Interjection

1. Used to express exasperation or frustration
   • Oh foof. You swim like a fish.2011, L. Sprague deCamp, The Hand of Zei
   • Which was idiotic, because there were Necromantic ones, Ghouls and Bonedancers and even Rancelmen. Oh well, and foof.2013, Sheri S. Tepper, Wizard's Eleven
2. Onomatopoeia indicating an explosive burst of air.
   • "Foof!" he cried. "The world went foof."1986, NDQ, North Dakota Quarterly - Volume 54, Issues 3-4, page 59
   • I was desperately searching for the emergency cord when I landed spread-eagle in the frozen creek bed. Foof! The impact caused the chute to finally deploy.2005, Dan Rodgers, I Thought You Brought the Can Opener

Verb

foof (third-person singular simple present foofs, present participle foofing, simple past and past participle foofed)

1. To fluff; to cause to puff up.
   • I foofed my hair and buzzed the door open, swiping cat hairs from my chest so that I wouldn't leave a tacky hug imprint.1995, Dorian Yeager, Eviction by Death, page 123
   • I'm home from school with barely enough time to foof my hair, brush my teeth, and dab on a little extra mascara before the front doorbell rings.2011, Marley Gibson, The Discovery, page 20
2. To blow air through the lips while they are pressed together or against skin; to blow a raspberry.
   • "Foof me, Dad." She pulled up her sweatshirt. "No." "Foof me. Please." "I'll foof you," Mad said. "No, I want my Dad to foof me. Foof me, Dad." She puffed out her stomach and looked at it.1973, A. Wilber Stevens, Stories Southwest, page 36
   • Then those people who foofed and humphed start calling meetings about why there's not this kind of thinking coming out of Foof & Humph Industries.1986, George Mazzei, Moving Up, page 54

Noun (2) capitalized: FOOF

FOOF (uncountable)

1. (informal) dioxygen difluoride