fortune cookies

Noun

fortune cookie (plural fortune cookies)

1. A type of hollow snack, common in westernized Chinese cuisine: a crisp sugary wafer containing a message on a narrow strip of paper, generally with a wise or vaguely prophetic message or random numbers usable in a lottery printed on the paper.
   • […]the Chinese atmosphere of the afternoon was pleasantly deepened with real Chinese tea, fortune cookies and honest to goodness ginger which Mrs. Palmtag managed to find some place (in Monterey)[…]1942 May 8, The Carmel Pine Cone
2. A quote-of-the-day feature (especially on *nix systems.)
3. (slang) The vulva of canine species.
   • that's why I love wearing a skirt with no underwear! plus if you see someone cute you can flash them your plump juicy fortune cookie and tease them when they get an obvious bulge with a wet spot :32025 July 27, @talkshowghost.com, Bluesky (post), archived from the original on 17 Mar 2026