fucking machine

Noun

fucking machine (plural fucking machines)

1. A powered device, significantly larger than a vibrator, designed to bring a person to orgasm by sexual penetration.
   • Dear Mary, I promised to write directly when to school I returned. / But I think when this letter is finished 'twere better by far it were burned; / For a girl has just now returned to us, and bought while in town she has been / The last improvement in dildoes - the new patent Fucking Machine.1880, Society of Vice, The Pearl, volume 12
   • First, if there are people out there interested in getting their minds off the election, or anything else, I can attest that reading about fucking machines — yes, they exist and, yes, they’re commercially available — is almost as good as these pictures of my boyfriend in a Speedo at 16.2004 November 5, Dan Savage, “Not thinking about Bush”, in Savage Love, Boston Phoenix, retrieved 08 May 2013