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fuckmuffin

fuckmuffin noun: a term of abuse.

Noun

fuckmuffin (plural fuckmuffins)

  1. (humorous, slang, vulgar) A term of abuse.
    • It is generally proper netiquette to quote the message that you are replying to, and so she wanted to tell you this. Instead of telling some idiot newbie, "Quote the fucking post, fuckmuffin!" she wanted to tell you politely BECAUSE your posts here had reflected a person who deserved better than...2000 June 7, Sara, “Panther Tattoo”, in rec.arts.bodyart (Usenet)
    • […] the famblees who think that just because they have children, those of us who don't should bow down and worship the little fuckmuffins. Those are the ones who should have their tongues removed.2002 October 21, Steve, “Short delurk, long rant”, in alt.support.childfree (Usenet)

Examples of fuckmuffin in a sentence

  • Instead of telling some idiot newbie, "Quote the fucking post, fuckmuffin!" she wanted to tell you politely BECAUSE your posts here had reflected a person who deserved better than that.2000 June 7, Sara, “Panther Tattoo”, in rec.arts.bodyart (Usenet):
  • How many of your "friends" have you wished death on when they disagreed with you, fuckmuffin?2003 December 28, john, “Making a Full-Time Living Doing Stand-Up”, in alt.comedy.standup (Usenet):
  • Thats because yer a fuckmuffin retard, tell me, do you lurk on here 24/7?2006 February 26, Billy Bob, “Is there a shrink in the house?”, in alt.sports.soccer.everton (Usenet):
  • Face it you stupid fuckmuffins, the Afghan Resistance has EVERY RIGHT to use IEDs against an occupying foreign military.2007 August 28, Teasing the LOONS, “Canadians dying at three times the rate as our allies, Mr Harper”, in ont.politics (Usenet):

Forms of fuckmuffin

pluralfuckmuffins

Origin of fuckmuffin

Shitgibbon compound of fuck + muffin.

Questions about fuckmuffin

What does fuckmuffin mean?
Fuckmuffin means a term of abuse.
How do you use fuckmuffin in a sentence?
Instead of telling some idiot newbie, "Quote the fucking post, fuckmuffin!" she wanted to tell you politely BECAUSE your posts here had reflected a person who deserved better than that.
What part of speech is fuckmuffin?
Fuckmuffin is a noun.
What is the plural of fuckmuffin?
The plural of fuckmuffin is fuckmuffins.

Words near fuckmuffin in the dictionary

  1. fuckmeat
  2. fuckmitten
  3. fuckmittens
  4. fuckmobile
  5. fuckmobiles
  6. fuckmuffin
  7. fuckmuffins
  8. fuckmuppet
  9. fuckmuppets
  10. fuckness
  11. fucknigga

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