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fucks the dog

fucks the dog is the third-person singular simple present indicative of fuck the dog.

Meaning of fuck the dog

Verb

fuck the dog (third-person singular simple present fucks the dog, present participle fucking the dog, simple past and past participle fucked the dog)

  1. (Canada, especially, uncommon, vulgar) To make a horrible or catastrophic mistake; to screw the pooch.
  2. (Canada, especially, uncommon, vulgar) To avoid work; to make it appear as if one is working.
    • "Yeah." It was him, alright; if the world's weariest pair of workboots hadn't tipped her off, his world-weary voice certainly would have. "Where were you?"
      "My quarters. We've got a full ticket set today, and techs work best without oversight." Neither of these things was untrue, though the...2022 September 19, HarryBlank, “Beyond Repair”, in SCP Foundation, archived from the original on 15 Sep 2024
    Synonyms:
    dog it, soldier

Questions about fucks the dog

What is fucks the dog the third-person singular simple present indicative of?
Fucks the dog is the third-person singular simple present indicative of fuck the dog.

Words near fucks the dog in the dictionary

  1. fucks like rabbits
  2. fucks off
  3. fucks over
  4. fucks round
  5. fucks someone's brains out
  6. fucks the dog
  7. fucks up
  8. fucks with
  9. fuckship
  10. fuckships
  11. fuckshit

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Adapted from Wiktionary: fucks the dog (page history and authors); fuck the dog (page history and authors). Text available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 license. Word.ws reformatted the entry and added links. Wiktionary data of 2026-09-02.

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