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hairy canary

hairy canary noun: the penis.

Noun

hairy canary (plural hairy canaries)

  1. (slang, vulgar) The penis.
    • "You don't really want me to stop it, do you?" he asked, sticking his tongue into her ear, massaging her underwear, and pressing her hand against his hairy canary.2011, Len Levinson, Meatgrinder Hill
    • Joseph and Mary went into the dairy / Where Joseph showed Mary his hairy canary.2011, Eugene McCabe, Heaven Lies About Us
  2. (UK, slang) A temper tantrum.
    • McPhee would have had a hairy canary if the flabby, sweaty bastard before her started gyrating to music and taking his egg stained jumper off to reveal his man boobs.2019, Jennifer Lee Thomson, How Kirsty Gets Her Kicks

Forms of hairy canary

pluralhairy canaries

Questions about hairy canary

What does hairy canary mean?
Hairy canary means the penis.
What part of speech is hairy canary?
Hairy canary is a noun.
What is the plural of hairy canary?
The plural of hairy canary is hairy canaries.

Words near hairy canary in the dictionary

  1. hairy ball theorem
  2. hairy balls
  3. hairy banana
  4. hairy bananas
  5. hairy canaries
  6. hairy canary
  7. hairy cell
  8. hairy cells
  9. hairy click beetle
  10. hairy click beetles
  11. hairy Darling pea

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