horsecock

Noun

horse cock (countable and uncountable, plural horse cocks)

1. (countable, literally, vulgar) The penis of a horse or a similar equid.
2. (countable, figuratively, slang, vulgar) A very large penis.
   • Well, if anybody had a big cock it was Bill Woodruff. It was a veritable horse cock.1962, Henry Miller, Sexus, Grove Press, published 1987, →ISBN, page 184

   Synonyms:

   cunt buster, donkey cock, donkey dick, horse dick, monster cock, monsterdick, supercock, superdick, superpenis, third leg

3. (slang, uncountable, vulgar) Sausage such as baloney or salami.
   • […] Those who served on the Mediterranean convoys may remember that we had to carry food for the round trip, and the last 1000-2000 miles were a steady diet of baloney. We felt "horse cock" was good enough for prisoners too, especially those who ordered "Fire!" on our ships.2004, Lewis M. Andrews, Tempest, Fire & Foe: Destroyer Escorts in World War II and the Men Who Manned Them, Trafford Publishing, published 2004, →ISBN, page 50
4. (slang, uncountable, vulgar) Nonsense, that which is illogical and lacks any meaning, reason, or value.
   • Don said it was all horse cock except they didn't want to lead off with a book of short stories no matter whether good or not.1925, Ernest Hemingway, letter to Harold Loeb dated 5 January 1925, quoted in Kenneth Schuyler Lynn, Hemingway, Harvard University Press (1995; first published 1987), page 266

   Synonyms:

   absurdity, all my eye, all my eye and Betty Martin, apple grease, applesauce, bafflegab, balderdash, balls, baloney, banana oil