how are you

Phrase

how are you?

1. (idiomatic) An informal greeting, not requiring a literal response. In form a question, and thus followed by a question mark. Typical responses include
   • I'm very well, thank you. How are you? (formal)
     I'm fine, thank you. /
     Fine, thanks. (informal) /
     Fine, and you? (informal)

   Synonyms:

   how do you do?, how are you doing?, how's it going?, how's things?, how's tricks?, what's up?, how's it hanging?, alright me babber, alright me lover, ay up me duck

2. (Ireland, idiomatic) (Following a noun phrase; stress on are) An expression of derision, that the preceding referent is unworthy of the name. In form of an exclamation, and thus often followed by an exclamation mark.
   • Mr. Dunne: "A small point", says the Minister for Justice.
     Mr. Ryan: Justice, how are you! He would not recognise it in this world or the next.1967 July 20: Questions. Oral Answers. — Free Travel for Old Age Pensioners. Dáil Éireann debates
   • 'Christmas how are you!' exclaimed Jim O'Hanlon ruefully. 'We will remember this one for quite a while anyway.' He was grateful that at least no one was injured in the incident.2013 December 31, “'Christmas how are you! We'll remember this one for a while'"”, in Gorey Guardian

   Synonyms:

   my foot!, my eye!, my arse!, my ass!, indeed!