knob jockey

Noun

knob jockey (plural knob jockeys)

1. (UK, derogatory, humorous, slang, vulgar) A gay man.
   • In fact maybe now's as good a time as any to tell you: if you're gay, you go to Hell. Doesn't matter what else you spend your time doing – painting the Sistine Chapel, for instance – knob-jockey? Down you go. (Lezzers are borderline; room for manoeuvres if they've done social work.)2007, Glen Duncan, I, Lucifer: Finally, the Other Side of the Story
   • A Knob Jockey, was John's take. He was slender and moved in a series of jerks. He wore black skinny jeans, a Ramones Tshirt and Converse runners.2009, Arlene Hunt, Missing Presumed Dead
2. (UK, derogatory, humorous, slang, vulgar) A promiscuous straight woman.
   • Christ, she is a knob jockey of the old school. She's had more pricks in her than a pub dartboard.2010, Geraint Anderson, Cityboy: Beer and Loathing in the Square Mile
   • 'I grab the rancid knob jockey by her filthy blonde locks and slap her hard across the face. She squeals and scrambles off the soiled sheets before falling into some stranger's groin—mouth open, naturally.'2011, Paul Burston, Karen Mcleod, Men & Women
3. (UK, derogatory, humorous, slang, vulgar) A promiscuous man; a player.
   • She also needed a certain knob jockey to leave her alone.2019, Eve Langlais, Furry United Coalition #2
   • 'How are you?' he said. 'Pregnant. Thanks to a crap shag with a knob-jockey.'2021, Simon Booker, Three's A Crowd
4. (UK, derogatory, humorous, slang, vulgar) A term of abuse.
   • Ruining a barbecue by burning the meat. You really are a complete knob jockey.
   • No worries knob jockey, I will find you some work.2011, Dean Monet, Reign on Cloud Nine, page 118