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make the bald man cry

make the bald man cry verb: to masturbate.

Verb

make the bald man cry (third-person singular simple present makes the bald man cry, present participle making the bald man cry, simple past and past participle made the bald man cry)

  1. (idiomatic, slang) To masturbate.
    • > No thongs!
      You watching the same thing Bobby? Or were you too busy making the bald man cry? Thongs galore.1999 August 5, JACK EPSTEIN, “Nitro Girls PPV Review”, in rec.sport.pro-wrestling (Usenet), retrieved 31 Aug 2022
    • I don't know why people bother to watch Babestation, because the "babes" are in really minute windows which are plagued with MPEG artefacts. I can only guess that their viewers use their imagination to the fullest as they're attempting to "make the bald man cry".2003 January 23, rich a, “Hey, wait, there's a "campain" now?”, in uk.games.video.misc (Usenet), retrieved 31 Aug 2022

make the bald man cry meaning in Bengali

make the bald man cry in Bengali

হস্তমৈথুন করা

Forms of make the bald man cry

third-person singular presentmakes the bald man cry
present participlemaking the bald man cry
past participlemade the bald man cry
pastmade the bald man cry

Questions about make the bald man cry

What does make the bald man cry mean?
Make the bald man cry means to masturbate.
What is make the bald man cry in Bengali?
Make the bald man cry in Bengali is হস্তমৈথুন করা. See Make the bald man cry meaning in Bengali.
What part of speech is make the bald man cry?
Make the bald man cry is a verb.
What is the past tense of make the bald man cry?
The past tense of make the bald man cry is made the bald man cry.

Words near make the bald man cry in the dictionary

  1. make streaks
  2. make strides
  3. make sure
  4. make terms
  5. make the angels blush
  6. make the bald man cry
  7. make the bed
  8. make the best of
  9. make the best of a bad bargain
  10. make the best of a bad job
  11. make the best of one's way

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