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mall ninja

mall ninja noun: a person who brags about being a weaponry expert and connoisseur, but exposes their ignorance by making improbable claims about their experience or skill.

Noun

mall ninja (plural mall ninjas)

  1. (derogatory, informal) A person who brags about being a weaponry expert and connoisseur, but exposes their ignorance by making improbable claims about their experience or skill.
    • I own a Strider [knife]. Nope, I'm not a mall ninja or secret squirrel but it gives me pleasure to own them.2002 September 13, "Rawhide Clyde", “Re: Are Striders worth their price?”, in rec.knives (Usenet)
    • I too abandoned those groups. Granted, I was one who had my mind made up for the most part, but not entirely. I just grew frustrated with the kindergarten sophistry, mall ninja bravado, and so on.2005 April 30, Mike Kelly, “Re: I got to stay out of the politic groups...”, in talk.politics.guns (Usenet)

Examples of mall ninja in a sentence

  • No big deal, unless you're anal about being mil-spec "correct" to impress your mall ninja buddies.2007, Patrick Sweeney, The Gun Digest Book of the AR-15, Volume 2, Gun Digest Books, →ISBN, page 219:
  • You know...like the delusion that you were ever a LEO [law enforcement officer], while you sound far more like a frustrated mall ninja.2008 March 6, "WuzYoungOnceToo", “Re: Hey pickle! try again”, in rec.gambling.poker (Usenet):

Forms of mall ninja

pluralmall ninjas

Origin of mall ninja

Originated in several discussions in 2000-2001 on Internet forums devoted to firearms, in which a poster bragged about his firearm expertise while claiming to be a "Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force" at an American mall, trained in "ninjitsu". He was soon nicknamed "the mall ninja".

Questions about mall ninja

What does mall ninja mean?
Mall ninja means a person who brags about being a weaponry expert and connoisseur, but exposes their ignorance by making improbable claims about their experience or skill.
How do you use mall ninja in a sentence?
No big deal, unless you're anal about being mil-spec "correct" to impress your mall ninja buddies.
What part of speech is mall ninja?
Mall ninja is a noun.
What is the plural of mall ninja?
The plural of mall ninja is mall ninjas.

Words near mall ninja in the dictionary

  1. mall cop
  2. mall cops
  3. mall emo
  4. mall goth
  5. mall goths
  6. mall ninja
  7. mall ninjas
  8. Mall of Asia
  9. mall rat
  10. mall rats
  11. mall shooter

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