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molestache

molestache noun: a type of scrawny or unkempt mustache supposedly associated with child molesters.

Noun

molestache (plural molestaches)

  1. (rare, slang) A type of scrawny or unkempt mustache supposedly associated with child molesters.
    • > rivers looks like a kid toucher.
      rivers definitely has the molestache action goin on.2001 January 27, Scott “devotion100”, “Re: Weezer's mustaches”, in alt.music.weezer (Usenet)
    • I think that this level of arrogant cynicism is very instructive...you know...like how watching a mulleted drunk in a wife-beater, boxers and a molestache smacking his kids on COPS teaches us about how NOT to raise a family.2002 December 28, C. Lee, “Re: i wonder what kind of movie we would come up with”, in alt.horror (Usenet)

Examples of molestache in a sentence

  • 2004 April 1, Douglas C. Niedermeyer (pseudonym), “Scary molestache completes coaching staff”, in the Daily Nebraskan, 2004 April 1 joke issue.
  • Also known as the “molestache,” this sexified upper lip hair is often seen on men wearing short shorts, Blue Blocker sunglasses, lots of gold jewelry, […]2005 March 10, Bryce Donovan, “Easy ladies, there's enough Bryce to go around”, in The Post and Courier, Evening Post Publishing Company:
  • (He earned the name Mario Mugshot in my circle because he looks like Mario from Super Mario Bros, and he has a molestache and messy hair like you would see on a child molester in a mugshot)2005 May 26, Thomas, “Re: Pistons will win Game 3”, in alt.sports.basketball.nba.det-pistons (Usenet):

Forms of molestache

pluralmolestaches

Origin of molestache

Blend of molest + mustache.

Questions about molestache

What does molestache mean?
Molestache means a type of scrawny or unkempt mustache supposedly associated with child molesters.
How do you use molestache in a sentence?
2004 April 1, Douglas C. Niedermeyer (pseudonym), “Scary molestache completes coaching staff”, in the Daily Nebraskan, 2004 April 1 joke issue.
What part of speech is molestache?
Molestache is a noun.
What is the plural of molestache?
The plural of molestache is molestaches.

Words near molestache in the dictionary

  1. moleskins
  2. Moleskis
  3. molest
  4. molestability
  5. molestable
  6. molestache
  7. molestaches
  8. molestation
  9. molestations
  10. molested
  11. molestee

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