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monkeys might fly out of my butt

monkeys might fly out of my butt phrase: a response to a suggested situation that one thinks has no chance of ever occurring.

Phrase

monkeys might fly out of my butt

  1. (Canada, US, slang, vulgar) A response to a suggested situation that one thinks has no chance of ever occurring.
    • ‘I am sure he'll pay you back tomorrow.’ ‘Yeah right, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.’
    Synonyms:
    pigs might fly

Synonyms of monkeys might fly out of my butt

Origin of monkeys might fly out of my butt

Popularized by the 1992 film Wayne's World. Likely a variation on pigs might fly.

Questions about monkeys might fly out of my butt

What does monkeys might fly out of my butt mean?
Monkeys might fly out of my butt means a response to a suggested situation that one thinks has no chance of ever occurring.
What part of speech is monkeys might fly out of my butt?
Monkeys might fly out of my butt is a phrase.

Words near monkeys might fly out of my butt in the dictionary

  1. monkeys about
  2. monkeys around
  3. monkeys humping a football
  4. monkeys in the middle
  5. monkeys in the woodpile
  6. monkeys might fly out of my butt
  7. monkeys on a stick
  8. monkeys up
  9. monkeys' parade
  10. monkeys' weddings
  11. monkeyshine

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