mouseburgers

Noun

mouseburger (plural mouseburgers)

1. A woman of no particular intellect or attractiveness.
   • ... mouseburgers — people who are not prepossessing, not pretty, don’t have a particularly high I.Q., a decent education, good family background or other noticeable assets — can come a long way in life if they apply themselves. I am a mouseburger and I have applied.1982, Helen Gurley Brown, Having it All: Love, Success, Sex, Money, Even If You're Starting with Nothing, New York: Simon and Schuster / Linden Press, →ISBN, page 10