noncy

Adjective

noncy (comparative noncier, superlative nonciest)

1. (UK, slang) Resembling or characteristic of a nonce, or sex offender.
   • Lloyd pushed his leader back into his seat and subscribed to the same Ngs, he then began to scrawl a whole manner of spurious boring shite............throwing back his head and in his nonciest laugh shouted "soon they will all be mine, the world will be mine and it all starts here in...2001 November 29, g.caffrey5, “Movie script starring Lloyd.............”, in freeserve.discuss (Usenet), archived from the original on 10 Sep 2025
   • He was a noncy guy. […] The nonce whispered something in the kid's ear, squeezed his arse, and got his face opened up from ear to ear.2011, Freddie Foreman, Tony Lambrianou, Getting it Straight: Villains Talking
2. (UK, slang) Pretentious, affected, fancy.
   • Yeah, he’s getting a bit noncy, ain’t he lately? I seen him walking down the high street the other day with his Filofax held up in front of him.1989 January 8, John Sullivan, “Yuppy Love”, in Only Fools and Horses, season 6, episode 1, spoken by Mickey Pearce (Patrick Murray), London: BBC One
   • IN a survey of nine cities, Prima magazine claimed that Geordie men were the least likely to help a damsel in distress. Now, as a native of Newcastle I will not have noncy London magazines casting aspersions on our menfolk.2001 August 12, Carole Malone, “It’s only a matter of priorities”, in Sunday Mirror, London, →OCLC, page 25