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piece of crumpet

piece of crumpet noun: a very sexually desirable woman.

Noun

piece of crumpet (plural pieces of crumpet)

  1. (slang) A very sexually desirable woman.
    • She's a piece of crumpet, that one.
    • You think he's going to risk all this for a piece of crumpet?1993, David French, Silver Dagger, →ISBN, page 21
    Synonyms:
    beautiful woman

Examples of piece of crumpet in a sentence

  • You're turning into a lovely piece of crumpet.2000, Gerald Hammond, Into the Blue, →ISBN, page 57:
  • Looking at that picture you'd just say she was a nice piece of crumpet.2007, Sydney J. Bounds, Murder in Space, page 40:

Synonyms of piece of crumpet

  • beautiful woman

Forms of piece of crumpet

pluralpieces of crumpet

Questions about piece of crumpet

What does piece of crumpet mean?
Piece of crumpet means a very sexually desirable woman.
How do you use piece of crumpet in a sentence?
You're turning into a lovely piece of crumpet.
What part of speech is piece of crumpet?
Piece of crumpet is a noun.
What is the plural of piece of crumpet?
The plural of piece of crumpet is pieces of crumpet.

Words near piece of crumpet in the dictionary

  1. piece of art
  2. piece of ass
  3. piece of cake
  4. piece of clothing
  5. piece of crap
  6. piece of crumpet
  7. piece of eight
  8. piece of furniture
  9. piece of garbage
  10. piece of goods
  11. piece of homework

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