pisses oneself

Verb

piss oneself (third-person singular simple present pisses oneself, present participle pissing oneself, simple past and past participle pissed oneself)

1. (literally, mildly, slang, vulgar) To wet oneself.

   Synonyms:

   wet oneself, pee oneself, wet one's pants, trousers, piss one's pants

2. (figuratively, mildly, slang, vulgar) To be very scared (to the extent that one might lose control of one's bladder).

   Synonyms:

   be petrified, be terrified, wet oneself, shit bricks, shit oneself, brick oneself, brick it

3. (figuratively, mildly, slang, vulgar) To laugh uncontrollably (to the extent that one might lose control of one's bladder).

   Synonyms:

   be in stitches, die laughing, roll in the aisles, split one's sides, wet oneself, piss one's pants, trousers