pork sword

pork sword noun: the penis.

Noun

pork sword (plural pork swords)

(slang, vulgar) The penis.
- 'Yes,' screamed the patient hysterically, 'I mean penis, prick, pork sword, knob, the lot. What's it matter...1973, Tom Sharpe, Indecent Exposure
- I wanted to make it very clear I wasn't 'interested in only one thing', i.e., 'burying my pork sword'. Basically, I didn't want to be judged/attacked for wanting sex.1997, Daniel DuBois, “South Bay beware! Weirdo alert! (Was :Re: Sex, marriage, conflict...)”, in soc.singles (Usenet)

...is that really you partaking of the pork sword?? if it is never go near my car as I wouldn't want the chrome sucked off the bumper...1998, Judy Hodgson, alt.fan.suzanne-sutherland in alt.fan.jerry-springer http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.jerry-springer/browse_frm/th...
...John's manhood is more cocktail stick than pork sword1999, Mark Simpson, It's a Queer World: Deviant Adventures in Pop Culture, page 81:
'You dirty bugger, she saves you from a samurai sword and you thank her with the pork sword!' laughed Price.2004, Peter J Krebs, Operation Sleeping Dragon, page 270:

plural	pork swords

What does pork sword mean?: Pork sword means the penis.
How do you use pork sword in a sentence?: ...is that really you partaking of the pork sword?? if it is never go near my car as I wouldn't want the chrome sucked off the bumper...
What part of speech is pork sword?: Pork sword is a noun.
What is the plural of pork sword?: The plural of pork sword is pork swords.

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