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shake hands with the milkman

shake hands with the milkman verb: of a male: to masturbate by manually stroking the penis.

Verb

shake hands with the milkman (third-person singular simple present shakes hands with the milkman, present participle shaking hands with the milkman, simple past shook hands with the milkman, past participle shaken hands with the milkman)

  1. (slang) Of a male: to masturbate by manually stroking the penis.
    • Masters and Johnson's study in the early 1960s showed many men still feared mental illness and 'a case of nerves' as a result of excessively shaking hands with the milkman.2023, Esmé Louise James, Kinky History
    • "This is where I choke the chicken," Giddy told him with a grin. "You know. Shake hands with the milkman." Dave cringed and looked around the room at the posters of half-naked women.2026, Gary Porter, Brave Souls, page 37

Synonyms of shake hands with the milkman

Forms of shake hands with the milkman

third-person singular presentshakes hands with the milkman
present participleshaking hands with the milkman
pastshook hands with the milkman
past participleshaken hands with the milkman

Questions about shake hands with the milkman

What does shake hands with the milkman mean?
Shake hands with the milkman means of a male: to masturbate by manually stroking the penis.
What part of speech is shake hands with the milkman?
Shake hands with the milkman is a verb.
What is the past tense of shake hands with the milkman?
The past tense of shake hands with the milkman is shook hands with the milkman.

Words near shake hands with the milkman in the dictionary

  1. shake a stick at
  2. shake and bake
  3. shake and bakes
  4. shake down
  5. shake hands
  6. shake hands with the milkman
  7. shake hands with the unemployed
  8. shake hole
  9. shake in one's boots
  10. shake in one's shoes
  11. shake it

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