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ShitBand

ShitBand proper noun: starBand, a two-way satellite broadband Internet service available in the United States from 2000 to 2015.

Proper noun

ShitBand

  1. (derogatory, historical, vulgar) StarBand, a two-way satellite broadband Internet service available in the United States from 2000 to 2015.
    • I have been running DSL for about 3 weeks, but my ShitBand contract won't be up till Feb 12th or so. I couldn't stand those lying bastards another second so I got out.2002 January 5, Robert, “Contract Termination”, in alt.satellite.starband (Usenet), archived from the original on 27 Oct 2025
    • YUP.........Miss Fuk has shown what he does with his ShitBand connection2002 June 9, CHIEF WAR HORSE, “Horse's mother”, in alt.satellite.starband (Usenet), archived from the original on 27 Oct 2025

Origin of ShitBand

Blend of shit + StarBand.

Questions about ShitBand

What does ShitBand mean?
ShitBand means starBand, a two-way satellite broadband Internet service available in the United States from 2000 to 2015.
What part of speech is ShitBand?
ShitBand is a proper noun.

Words near ShitBand in the dictionary

  1. shitbaggery
  2. shitbags
  3. shitbait
  4. shitball
  5. shitballs
  6. ShitBand
  7. shitbeast
  8. shitbeasts
  9. shitbird
  10. shitbirds
  11. shitbiscuit

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