spaff
UK/spæf/
spaff verb: to ejaculate (on or in).
Verb
spaff (third-person singular simple present spaffs, present participle spaffing, simple past and past participle spaffed)
- To ejaculate (on or in).
- Whoever thought of spaffing to extinguish campfires anyway (?), you idjit.2000, Hateplot, “dumb dumb”, in alt.comedy.standup (Usenet)
- I think I just spaffed my pants.2011, Mr Q. Z. Diablo, “Goblin Tomorrow”, in alt.horror (Usenet)
- To waste (resources); splurge.
- You behave as if it’s a sin to spend money, but if some la-la land TV company wants to spaff cash at me, what should I do? Duck?2017, Claire Sandy, A Not Quite Perfect Family, Pan Macmillan, page 132
- You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?2019, Boris Johnson, The Boris Johnson Phone-In Live On LBC, m 2019-03-13
Noun
spaff (uncountable)
Forms of spaff
| third-person singular present | spaffs |
|---|---|
| present participle | spaffing |
| past participle | spaffed |
| past | spaffed |
Origin of spaff
Probably onomatopoeic.
Words that rhyme with spaff
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Questions about spaff
- What does spaff mean?
- Spaff means to ejaculate (on or in).
- What part of speech is spaff?
- Spaff can be a verb or a noun.
- How do you pronounce spaff?
- Spaff is pronounced /spæf/ (UK).
- What is the past tense of spaff?
- The past tense of spaff is spaffed.
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