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squish mitten

squish mitten noun: the vagina.

Noun

squish mitten (plural squish mittens)

  1. (slang, vulgar) The vagina.
    • Gregory House: Okay. Then why did you take her to a play?
      James Wilson: She's a friend.
      Gregory House: A friend with a squish mitten.2007 April 17, Sara Hess et al, "Act Your Age", episode 3-19 of House, 00:20:12
    • Coop shakes his head. "Oh, you poor, naive little boys. That's a shot of her squish mitten."2012, Don Calame, Call the Shots, Candlewick Press, →ISBN, page 334

Forms of squish mitten

pluralsquish mittens

Questions about squish mitten

What does squish mitten mean?
Squish mitten means the vagina.
What part of speech is squish mitten?
Squish mitten is a noun.
What is the plural of squish mitten?
The plural of squish mitten is squish mittens.

Words near squish mitten in the dictionary

  1. squirts
  2. squirty
  3. squirty cream
  4. squiry
  5. squish
  6. squish mitten
  7. squish mittens
  8. squishability
  9. squishable
  10. squishably
  11. squished

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