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today years old

today years old adjective: one's current age (to the day).

Adjective

today years old (not comparable)

  1. (Internet, humorous) One's current age (to the day).
    • He was four years old when he learned that toads are different from frogs, but he was today years old when he learned that the mutual exclusiveness of that distinction is only a matter of folk taxonomy, not scientific taxonomy.
    • 2018 September 1, Spohr, Mike, “19 Mind-Blowing Things People Learned When They Were "Today Years Old"”, in BuzzFeed, archived from the original on 11 August 2020.

Examples of today years old in a sentence

  • I can't believe I was today years old when I first heard of this.2019 July 3, Jaimie Vandenbergh, “OT Jeff Bezos: Forget Mars, humans will live in these free-floating space pod colonies”, in...
  • Steve was today years old when he learned not to guess at a woman’s weight.2020 May 5, Bicycle Belle Ding Ding!, “Admissions of Things You Ought to Have Known But Did Not: A Thread”, in RBW Owners Bunch (Usenet)...

Questions about today years old

What does today years old mean?
Today years old means one's current age (to the day).
How do you use today years old in a sentence?
I can't believe I was today years old when I first heard of this.
What part of speech is today years old?
Today years old is an adjective.

Words near today years old in the dictionary

  1. todash
  2. todashing
  3. today
  4. today is a good day to die
  5. today we are all
  6. today years old
  7. today's
  8. today's flavor
  9. today's flavors
  10. today's flavour
  11. today's flavours

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