uncomfies

Noun

uncomfies pl (plural only)

1. (colloquial, plural, plural-only, rare) The act or state of being uncomfortable; uncomfortability, uncomfortableness.
   • I have Restless Leg Syndrome - not really cramps but the "uncomfies" - and when I'm asleep, my legs twitch around all on their own.2003 June 8, [Alison] <gsd-...@att.net>, “OT - Front loading washers”, in rec.crafts.textiles.needlework (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 Apr 2026
   • Don't think many here are, it's just been plastered everywhere. Interesting, though, that it's "great" for him to be fired for expressing his opinion, but when anyone feels the slightest bit of uncomfies for expressing an opinion from the opposite side of the spectrum it's a Bad Thing and Scary and...2003 July 9, Ceesco, “Michael Savage Fired!”, in alt.politics.liberalism (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 Apr 2026
2. (colloquial, plural, plural-only, rare) Things that are uncomfortable.
   • >Does everyone's Mum think allowing pets to sleep on the bed is a BAD
     >THING?
     No, why? I'm usually there before mom comes, just to be sure she does. If that idiot male hoomin just kept his feet away from me by night... But he's so tall, I guess I must accept some uncomfies in this life, but maybe...1995 October 10, Antti Matikka [Nicky], “MEOWS to Chester, Milo, Finn & Everycat”, in rec.pets.cats (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 Apr 2026
   • Some quotes to balance the comfy ones from the same authors which are frequently picked to support one dogma or another. What are we now to believe and take as 'gospel' without question? - only the comfies or the uncomfies? - none? - all?2003 June 1, 1X2 Willows [Dan], “Uncomfy quotes”, in alt.religion.druid (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 Apr 2026