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waffle stomp

waffle stomp verb: while showering, to step on feces to push it down the drain. Also the alternative spelling of waffle-stomp.

Verb

waffle stomp (third-person singular simple present waffle stomps, present participle waffle stomping, simple past and past participle waffle stomped)

  1. While showering, to step on feces to push it down the drain.
    • I ended up laughing so hard I had a little accident, so I had to waffle stomp it down the drain.
    • Not only does wafflestomping significantly reduce water consumption, combining showering and toileting into one progressive activity, but it also reduces deforestation, as wafflestomping rids us of the need for toilet paper, turning instead to the gentle stream of a warm shower.2018 March 13, Darcy French, “For & Against: Wafflestomping”, in Farrago Magazine

Also used as

waffle stomp is also the alternative spelling of waffle-stomp.

Examples of waffle stomp in a sentence

  • Because I live a "very online" kind of life, I have heard about waffle stomping, the colloquial term for pooping in the shower, then shoving it down the drain by stepping on it.2020 February 17, Alison Sullivan, “Recent Study Finds That One In 30 People Poop In The Shower”, in Ruin My Week:
  • Be a real man and poop in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain.2020 April 2, @AmericanDadLive, Twitter:
  • Protip: if anyone follows Tucker Carlson's advice and harasses/attacks my kid for wearing a mask, you can expect to be waffle stomped into the nearest floor drain.2021 April 27, @MagitekDad, Twitter:
  • The author said you'd 'shoot out the uterine lining like a jellyfish' and could then 'waffle stomp that sombitch down the drain and you’ve got yourself a two day period.'2022 January 24, Jill Slater, “Woman Shares Very Hilarious (and Also Very NSFW) Results From Viral Period-Shortening Hack”, in Mumslounge:

Forms of waffle stomp

third-person singular presentwaffle stomps
present participlewaffle stomping
past participlewaffle stomped
pastwaffle stomped

Questions about waffle stomp

What does waffle stomp mean?
Waffle stomp means while showering, to step on feces to push it down the drain.
How do you use waffle stomp in a sentence?
Because I live a "very online" kind of life, I have heard about waffle stomping, the colloquial term for pooping in the shower, then shoving it down the drain by stepping on it.
What part of speech is waffle stomp?
Waffle stomp is a verb.
What is the past tense of waffle stomp?
The past tense of waffle stomp is waffle stomped.

Words near waffle stomp in the dictionary

  1. waffle irons
  2. waffle maker
  3. waffle makers
  4. waffle slab
  5. waffle slabs
  6. waffle stomp
  7. waffle stomped
  8. waffle stomper
  9. waffle stompers
  10. waffle stomping
  11. waffle stomps

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