wank bank

Noun

wank bank (plural wank banks)

1. (slang, vulgar) Synonym of spank bank (“mental stock of images or fantasies brought to mind when masturbating”).
   • Hosing her down made her jeans cling to her labia even more, not to mention the peanuts she smuggled under her shirt when I brushed her tits. That whole bit of business made a deposit in my wank bank.2006, P. F. Kozak, Passion, Kensington Books, →ISBN, page 15
   • I flipped through the wank bank, finally stopping at a love scene starring me and a Bay State Games bronze-medalist pole-vaulter who was in the same Major British Writers study group as me.2009, Joe Pernice, It Feels So Good When I Stop, Riverhead Books, →ISBN

   Synonyms:

   spank bank

2. (slang, uncommon, vulgar) A sperm bank.
   • Finally, you should send your post to the wank bank, they'd probably classify it as a semen deposit.2008 November 16, Sir Oswald P Wrong, “OFFICAL^([sic]): Aussies Are Wankers”, in aus.sport.rugby-league (Usenet)
   • Years ago at medical school, her husband, Mike — along with countless others — had been quick to donate to what was universally known as the wank bank, in return for a few quid to buy a round in the Students' Union.2009, Catherine Alliott, The Secret of Evie Hamilton, Penguin UK, →ISBN