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xertz

/zɝts/

xertz verb: to down all of (a food or drink) with great speed; to chug or scoff down.

Verb

xertz (third-person singular simple present xertzes, present participle xertzing, simple past and past participle xertzed)

  1. (rare, slang, transitive) To down all of (a food or drink) with great speed; to chug or scoff down.
    • Every weekend, I have to xertz my breakfast as fast as possible or else I'm late for my swimming lessons.
    • Xertz means to swallow quickly, as in what you do to liver so your tongue doesn't have time to figure out what it is. […] The quality of a beer drinker can be seen in his ability to xertz a yepsen, yill-caup or yaffle in under eight seconds.1987 January 13, “Humour”, in The Gateway, Edmonton, Alb.: University of Alberta, →ISSN, →OCLC, page 5

Examples of xertz in a sentence

  • You suffer from a humongous impetus to xertz your liquor, you drunkulous monolith!1999 March 20, ChaiTheDog, “[FANSCRIPT]: "Marge the Missionary" Act II”, in alt.tv.simpsons (Usenet):
  • On Wed, 14 Jun 2000 20:42:21 +0200, "Annette" in epiphoric fashion, xertzed pozzuolana and rendered this dittology: […]2000 June 15, Spuddie, “Errr.. Spuddie?”, in alt.penpals.forty-plus-yrs (Usenet):
  • Your help and friendship are invaluable, especially the way you helped me avoid slang in the editing process as we bibbled and xertzed coffee.2014, Jessica Dotta, “Acknowledgments”, in Mark of Distinction (Price of Privilege Trilogy; 2), Carol Stream, I.L.: Tyndale House...

Forms of xertz

third-person singular presentxertzes
present participlexertzing
past participlexertzed
pastxertzed

Origin of xertz

Unknown.

Words that rhyme with xertz

Questions about xertz

What does xertz mean?
Xertz means to down all of (a food or drink) with great speed; to chug or scoff down.
How do you use xertz in a sentence?
You suffer from a humongous impetus to xertz your liquor, you drunkulous monolith!
What part of speech is xertz?
Xertz is a verb.
How do you pronounce xertz?
Xertz is pronounced /zɝts/.
What is the past tense of xertz?
The past tense of xertz is xertzed.

Words near xertz in the dictionary

  1. xeroxes
  2. xeroxing
  3. xeroxlore
  4. Xers
  5. xerself
  6. xertz
  7. xertzed
  8. xertzes
  9. xertzing
  10. xerulin
  11. xerult

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