blasturbate

Verb

blasturbate (third-person singular simple present blasturbates, present participle blasturbating, simple past and past participle blasturbated)

1. (slang) To overuse blast beats in extreme metal.
   • The drumming is also very strong, there are lots of blastbeats, but no "blasturbating" like in too many black metal bands nowadays. Other techniques are used to form a fairly diverse drumming style.2006 July 27, CannibalCorpse, “The Mystic Path to the Netherworld – Order of the Ebon Hand”, in The Metal Archives, archived from the original on 12 Oct 2015, Another great, obscure Greek BM album -...
   • Havok's vocalist has an incredibly powerful thrash scream and the drummer definitely knows his way around a kit. He beats the Hell out of those drums, but he’s not just blasturbating around.2015 November 20, ReapSoul964, “Time is Up – Havok”, in The Metal Archives, archived from the original on 05 Apr 2017, Quintessential Thrash - 90%
2. (slang) To consume media on electronic devices in public without regard to others well perceiving them.
   • I want the same chagrin people feel when called out for picking their nose or picking their wedgie in public to be their lot with blasterbating.2024 July 5, Kendra Stanton Lee, “Blasterbating Needs to Stop. Turn Down For What? – Opinion”, in Newsweek, archived from the original on 20 Jul 2024

   Synonyms:

   sodcast, loudcast